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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Congregation of Inspiration!

There ain't no backslidin' 'round he'ah!

Halleluiah and Greetings, Brothers and Sisters... (especially you Sisters!) Welcome to the Congregation of Inspiration! Are you ready for your initiation...infatuation...participation...saturation and graduation...into our organization; The Nation of Spiritual Conflagration!?

You don't need no libation...

You don't need no reservation...

And this certainly ain't no vacation! Can I get an Amen?!

I can tell that some of you out there are uninspired, perhaps even troubled by the readings set before us by the prophets of the long-distance library this term!

Yea, verily, the prophets say 'Spell it out' for the flock regarding resources and services available...and who could argue 'useful redundancy' is a not blessed thing?

Do the prophets not prophesize the power of the venerated databases?

Do the prophets not testify to the suffering and 'unequities' that faced our forebears?

Do the prophets not reaffirm that the needs of the near are the same as the needs of the far?

Is it not true that these scriptures are a blueprint for services to the faithful...and must you not plan your own services before we close this chapter?

Do you not believe that these epistles are gospel?

Well, Brothers and Sisters... (especially you Sisters!) I stand before you to put:

A damper on that dullness...

The kibosh on that Oshkosh...

To shush that mush, so to speak.

I say unto you, a true prophet has been revealed to me! And it was...a revelation!

Her name is Nancy, Nancy J. Burich, and she comes to us from the book of the Journal of Library & Information Services in Distance Learning. The Changing Face of Distance Learning: Implications for Distance Learning Librarians is the title of her missive. Okay, okay...maybe that sounds like the same old shenanigans, but there is a new light in the library sanctuary.

Her sentiments stream from my screen like sanctified spring water to a thirsty theologian. She writes, "This once discernible group of distance learners is no longer distinctly different from their on-campus counterparts....We have championed a special population that now includes all student groups."

I know...I know...It was hard for me to comprehend it all at first, and now I'm afraid time and temperament conspire to terminate my testimony. I do urge you though, to indulge your internet connection to make a deeper connection.

The path leads to: www.haworthpress.com/web/JLISD/ then click on View a PDF Sample, and scroll down to page 99.

Can I get an Amen!?

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Envelope, Please!

No More Calls, We Have a Winner!

I have posted the answer to our windfall question. You'll find it edited onto the next post, the original post, just below.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Hypothetical Theater

WHEEL...OF...WINDFALL!!!!!

Hi, Pat SayJACK here...and it's time to play!

Here's the story: So...you work for a large university library and a flood has ruined a great many books stored offsite in a downtown warehouse. These are, uh, were, were not your most circulating titles.

The books were insured for a total of $4 Million...and now you've got a decision to make.

The question is...now you've got the insurance check, what do you do with the money? Replace those books?

Let's say the $4 Million represents the library budget for a month. I heard a unique answer to the question in my research this week.

The question remains...what would YOU do?


Well, I'll tell you what some bright Brits did. They didn't spend most of the money...they invested it and it's now returning the tidy sum of $120,000 annually (at present interest rates.)

25% was used to cover the cost of replacing selected items with new copies or better titles (needed to support current teaching and research.) Replacements will emphasize new electronic resources.

"Investing most of the money means that the capital is retained, thereby ensuring choice and flexibility for the future. The fund will be used by the Library to support the further development of electronic library services on a sustainable basis"

http://www.sussex.ac.uk/press_office/bulletin/29nov02/article11.shtml

Some folks at The University of Sussex are thinking about the future.

Monday, April 18, 2005

A Poke at Pooh!

Tigger's Latest Tome!

Tigger Comes to the Forest by A.A. Milne. Adapted by Stephen Krensky with 'decorations' by Ernest H. Shepard. Dutton Children's Books 2002. $13.99.

So here's a book from A.A. Milne that you may never have heard of. That's because he didn't write it...he wrote The House at Pooh Corner...and those clever folks at Dutton, who published the original back in the 1920's, have found a way to milk the Milne cash cow a bit more. (They told me this class would be educational.) Tigger Comes to the Forest apparently is an excerpt from that very same Pooh series of four original books that were recently named in 17th place by a national reader's poll in England of the 100 most-popular books published during the 20th century (www.pooh-corner.com/biomilne.html).

All of that notwithstanding, Tigger Comes to the Forest the is story of that curious outsider and his introduction to the denizens of the Hundred Acre Wood. It's what you might call a short story. If you count two title pages, a blank page, the verso page, the contents page and one full page illustration, that's six pages; now add that to the actual pages of the story and you get a tidy 48 page book.

Pooh may be the bear of little brain, but Tigger is the tiger of few social graces. While not unmannerly, his ignorance of etiquette's finer points is nearly as endearing as his need to please. Tigger is unfamiliar with mirrors, wrestles with tablecloths, and is not above the occasional loud "Worraworraworraworraworra," even if folks are sleeping nearby. He does however, know enough to go outdoors to spit out a mouthful of Piglet's 'haycorns' despite having announced on this and at least one previous occasion that "Tiggers like everything!" Everything except Pooh's honey, Eeyore's thistles, most everything in Kanga's cupboard, and the aforementioned 'haycorns.'

But of course, our story eventually illustrates the wisdom found in those oft-repeated phrases; 'Good things come to those who wait' and 'One Roo's trashy-tasting medicine is another Tigger's scrumptious Extract of Malt.' It also points out that some of us, and perhaps especially newcomers, may need a little extra help. I think it also suggests that an individual may be different, loud, not enjoy all the same things we do, and God forbid, that individual may even be bouncy...but those differences only broaden our experience and hopefully, our outlook.

Can a Tigger live harmoniously under the same roof as a Kanga and her Roo? Apparently, they can. Harmoniously, and happily, ever after.

-Jack McCracken

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Mr. Jack Gets Published

Word Smithy Gets Pithy With Bio!

The Honors program at my University has accepted a piece I wrote for inclusion in their annual artsy-smarty publication. The piece is 'Cyndy the Cybrarian' and you can find it in the achives of this blog under the heading 'Hey, ALA!' Below you'll find the short bio I hope they'll include...

Jack McCracken is a 50-something library science student planning on attending graduate school next year. He has written thousands of television and radio ads in a broadcast career that spanned nearly 20 years. After ten years as a TV journalist, he left broadcasting and eventually spent nine years as a gear-jammin' big rig driver. Despite all the years of professional writing, the piece included here is his first published work. He currently makes his home in Vancouver, Washington, but hopes to 'retire' to a cushy library job in Hawaii.

My motto? Truth is funnier than fiction!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Neglecting Who?

Oh...Neglecting You!

Why, yes I have been. I know it's been more than a while since my last post. I hope you'll forgive me when you learn I've been off on a three day bender celebrating National Library Week.

Happy! Happy! ...and please keep the noise down. Shhh!

Friday, April 08, 2005

Jack Sass!

We Get Letters!

Dear Jack Sass!

I'm considering volunteering to help with a collection development plan for our local Catholic high school library. I'm concerned the parents of these children will be much less tolerant of books containing profanity, storylines involving teen pregnancy and/or books giving credit to the Darwin system. Would you please share the benefits of your vast experience?

Signed, Worried in Worcester


Dear Worried,

I am not a parent...but, I am the result of ten years of parochial school education, and if I had children I would try to send them to the school where they would get the broadest possible education. Profanity, teen pregnancy and evolution happen. It does no good to hide from them.

I refer you to my Jesuit high school's biology teacher, a lay teacher...who checked the halls and closed the classroom door...before he announced in low tones that "The theory of evolution is not a theory, its a fact!" And (remember it's 1968) he asked if we knew what they called people who used that method of contraception known as the rhythm method. Those folks, he said, are called parents!

So, if you need one, I'd be happy to send along a copy of Catcher in the Rye!

And why is the name of your city pronounced as 'Wooster?' C'mon this is America, ferchrissake!

Signed,

Jack Sass!

Monday, April 04, 2005

MSN SearchSpoof

Alienate a Friend! or,
Mr. Gates Lightens Up!



Web Results 1-8 of 17593 containing Jack McCracken (0.21 seconds)


* Television Junkie Withdrawal Forum: Jack McCracken writes:
24 hours without TV. The Fear Factor is intense. I can't find the Will and Grace to go on...Jack McCracken writes: Where are my Friends? I feel Lost - trapped in a world without Law and Order, but those are the Facts of Life. I almost took a Taxi to the ER at General Hospital today, but I told myself, I'm a Survivor...
o www.televisionaddicts.com/forum/message09831
o Cached page

* Local television addict Jack McCracken airlifted to Best Buy after TV transformer blows.
Jack McCracken was raced to the nearest Best Buy via helicopter after the power went out in his house, leaving him without television for nearly two hours. Clerks expect him to make a full recovery. Said a plucky McCracken, "I'll be home for 'Desperate Housewives.'"
o www.metrodailynews.com/features/McCracken.html
o Cached page

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o www.reclinebydesign.com/researchlab/customclients/McCracken
o Cached page

* Gasping Jack McCracken faints at local ball game after walking to concession stand.
"Between the long trek from the parking lot and then this grueling walk to get a hot dog and a soda, I don't know how I lasted this long," Jack said when he revived. "I came here to watch a game, not play one."
o www.sun-times-online.com/local/ballgame-collapse.htm
o Cached page



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Enter anyone's name and click on one of several typical character flaws...et viola! ...instant spoof search. The above is just a tiny taste of the full effect and it's fully editable for even more hilarity, etc.

My thanks to Sara Ryan for bringing the SearchSpoof to my attention. And thanks again to Library Underground for linking to her and bringing her to my attention.

Idle Hands Corner

No jokes, folks...It's a hoax!

You gotta gives the perpetrators their props on this one. Style points for days. Please note the date of post and be sure to click on 'Add to Cart' for the payoff!

ScienceDirect - Journal of Knowledge Research : Information Does Not Exist

Thanks to the seemingly bent minds at Library Underground for bringing this to my attention.

Killing Two Birds (Again)

Or, My Homework Gets Blogged!


Book Review Sources: A Comparison for Public Libraries

Like most of the information stream, book reviewing is seeing some changes. The changes include not only the review content, but the manner in which these reviews are presented to the masses. It was not so long ago, when you could pick up your daily metropolitan newspaper and be assured that at some point during the week you would find at least a handful of book reviews. Sadly, such is no longer the case.

Many daily newspapers have eliminated book reviews altogether. The San Francisco Chronicle, The Seattle Times, the San Jose Mercury News, the Chicago Tribune, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and the Boston Globe have all cut back on book reviews. Even the nation's "most influential Sunday book supplement, the New York Times Book Review, killed two pages, resulting in the loss of six "In Brief" write-ups and one full-page review."

Newspapers editors are much more concerned with dwindling circulations, rising costs and the need to attend to the bottom line than their predecessors. In the past, editors could often rationalize a losing-money proposition by countering with a journalistic standards argument. Today, with billions of dollars on the line in a centralized media paradigm, the old arguments seem to matter less.

Newspapers have been complaining about the impact of television for decades. Now the new kid in town, online information, is garnishing its deserved share of attention, respect and dollars that, in days past, would have gone into newspapers without much question. Sure, you can get book reviews from your favorite librarian, the weekly newsmagazines, even the radio, but this report will focus on three internet resources. The aim will be to compare how each of the resources treats the same book.

Choosing the review resources was a bit of a chore. Under initial consideration were about a dozen websites that included: nytimes.com/pages/books, nybooks.com, bookpage.com, bookspot.com, bookreporter.com, complete-review.com, bookreview.com, salon.com and ala.org/ala/booklist. I was initially impressed by the breadth of information available at salon.com and I appealed to them for premium access (reduced advertising) which was forthcoming. The same information is available to non-premium salon.com members, but premium access in this case is a considerable asset.

In its brief description to the search engines, salon.com describes itself as a "Magazine for thinking people providing articles and commentary on the arts, entertainment, popular culture, society and the media." On the salon.com Books pages I found a title I thought would pique my interest, provide the basis for an effective resource comparison and hopefully, make for a good read.

That book is Rebels on the Backlot: Six Maverick Directors and How They Conquered the Hollywood Studio System by Sharon Waxman. Published by HarperEntertainment in February, 2005. Hardcover, $25.95 (416p).

New York Times Hollywood correspondent and former foreign correspondent for The Washington Post and Reuters, Waxman profiles Quentin Tarantino, Paul Thomas Anderson, David Fincher, Steven Soderbergh, David O. Russell, and Spike Jonze. These men are responsible for some of the most successful and ground-breaking filmmaking in recent memory. Their credits include, Pulp Fiction, Traffic, Three Kings, Fight Club, Boogie Nights, Being John Malkovich, Ocean's Eleven, Erin Brockovich, and Kill Bill, along with more than a handful of fairly forgettable films.

The salon.com review page had images of Tarantino and Soderbergh pasted together with some background graphics. The review was written by senior writer and book editor Andrew O'Hehir and was headlined as 'The revolution that failed: Quentin Tarantino and the indie rebels who followed him changed Hollywood in the '90s -- but in the end, Hollywood also changed them.' O'Hehir is a professor of journalism at New York University and his credits include Sight and Sound, the journal of the British Film Institute, The New York Times Magazine, The Sunday Times Magazine (London), The Washington Post and Newsday.

The review was more than 3,000 words and strangely, included a reference to the reviewer being quoted in the text of the book! Excuse me, but what happened to journalistic ethic since I left the industry less than 15 years ago. Such a thing was relatively unheard of and certainly frowned upon in my day, but as I was to discover, it's apparently all too common today.

O'Hehir presents Waxman's "admirably reported chronicle" in a more than favorable light with a straightforward review, but then he elaborates by extrapolating anecdotes, personal experiences, and comparisons to other media personalities and trends. The review becomes something more; an article, if you will, certainly akin to its evaluative forebears, but now, entertainment unto itself.

After reading the salon.com offering, instead of investigating my collected resources, I instead chose to search the web for reviews of Rebels on the Backlot. At or near the very top of the search results were two distinguished sources, one I had not originally included; Publisher's Weekly, and one I had; The New York Times.

I was surprised at the length of the Publisher's Weekly review. At just over 200 words it was quite a change from salon.com's 3200 words which, by default had become my standard. I was also confounded by not finding an attribution for the review's author. How am I to judge the review if I'm unable to discover the author's qualifications or even their name? The review was published a full six weeks before the two other reviews and PW touts this as an aid for librarians planning purchases. Publishers Weekly does not review books after publication. Although primarily a publishing trade publication, PW is the force behind the respected serials; Library Journal, School Library Journal and Criticas.

One notable addition to the Publisher's Weekly coverage was the inclusion, albeit on a separate page, of an interview with the author about her book. Again, it wasn't very long, less than 500 words, but it did incorporate an image of the book's cover. It was the only image of the book cover I found. The PW site also incorporates bestsellers and most borrowed lists in thirteen categories.

The Publisher's Weekly review was a 'starred' or preferred review, and incorporated details like the ISBN number that would be important for collection development and acquisitions departments. The review used quotes and anecdotes in an effective, succinct fashion. If brevity is the soul of good writing, these folks have a worthy claim to that accolade.

The New York Times review was a moderate piece in at least one respect; it's length. At something just under 1000 words, it fit nicely between the 3200 words of salon.com's review and the 200 words of the PW review. The length of the review is one of the few things I can find to recommend this offering. I think it's sad that my first professional opinion of this august source should be tempered by the distaste I felt reading Ken Tucker's review. I know there's no need, but I can't seem to avoid reminding you, gentle reader, of the influence of first impressions.

Tucker is reviewing a New York Times reporter's new book in the New York Times. That knowledge alone is enough to be disturbing, but then the review commences: "The problems with Rebels on the Backlot begin with the first sentence of the first chapter." It ends: "...Rebels might have been a classic of show-business reportage had Waxman had...a better editor and a willingness to let loose with what she really thinks about some of these gifted jerks."

So, in less than fifty words, Tucker berates Waxman's book, her writing, her journalistic ethic, her editors, and every director she covered in this effort. In the same space however, he intimates the book is a near "classic of show-business." I'm not sure these ideas are mutually inclusive.

My research on Tucker revealed more than few excellent credentials and some more disturbing revelations. Ken Tucker is the film critic for New York magazine. He's a film critic. He's the author of Kissing Bill O'Reilly, Roasting Miss Piggy: 100 Things to Love and Hate About Television. He's the Entertainment Weekly TV, film, music and books (please note the order) reviewer. He does weekly music reviews for National Public Radio's Fresh Air. He was a finalist for the Pulitzer for criticism in 1984 while a staff writer at the Philadelphia Inquirer. He's also contributed to Rolling Stone, Esquire, Vogue, Spin and The Village Voice.

Think whatever you like, but to me this guy was a music critic who has become a TV and film critic. It seems to me that all most critics have to trade on is their ability to communicate their personal biases, and this is another case of questionable journalistic ethics. I would prefer to see an accomplished book reviewer review books...even if they are about film.

I accept the fact there is little if anything that's perfect in this life. I do, though, want to know when I read a review if the critic thinks the book is worthwhile. The kind of fence-sitting Tucker performs in this piece is maddening.

So if this is the current, changing state of literary criticism, I think I'll stay with the more straightforward, succinct reviews found at Publisher's Weekly. If I can avoid the proliferation of lengthy entertainment features masquerading as book reviews, at least I'll have more time to read the books themselves and make up my own mind about their merit.


References:

Berger, K. (2001, July 19). The amazing disappearing book review section. Salon.com. Retrieved March 2, 2005, from http://dir.salon.com/books/feature/2001/07/19/book_reviews/index.html

O'Hehir, A. (2005, March 21). The revolution that failed: Quentin Tarantino and the indie rebels who followed him changed Hollywood in the '90s -- but in the end, Hollywood also changed them. Salon.com. [Review of the book Rebels on the backlot: Six maverick directors and how they conquered the Hollywood studio system]. Retrieved March 22, 2005 from http://archive.salon.com/books/review/2005/01/26/waxman/

Publisher's Weekly (2005, January 24) Review of Rebels on the backlot: Six maverick directors and how they conquered the Hollywood studio system. [Electronic Version] Retrieved March 22, 2005 from http://reviews.publishersweekly.com/bd.aspx?isbn=0060540176&pub=pw

Tucker, K. (2005, March 20). Rebels on the backlot: Fight Club. [Electronic Version]. The New York Times Sunday Book Review. [Review of the book Rebels on the Backlot: Six Maverick Directors and How They Conquered the Hollywood Studio System]. Retrieved March 22, 2005 from http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/20/books/review/ 020TUCKER.html?

-Jack McCracken