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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Waaiting for my Muse

Writer's Cramp Wrecks Record

Don't you just love that alliteration! It don't mean nothin' but it sure sounds cool!

But seriously... The doctors say I'm well on the road to recovery after my extended cruise to Bermuda. Watch this space for the true story of my 'absence' in the triangle. I'll be in touch soon...and soon is, of course, a relative term.

-Jack

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Summer Reruns-#2

Enjoy it again or for the first time!

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Reference Guess: Sasquatch
Today's Reference Question: Does Bigfoot really live 'round here?

It seems to me there's enough open forest to support Bigfoots (Bigfeets, Sasquatcheses?) and enough people to ensure the occasional bumping or sighting. You won't find any statues of them 'round here as you would of Paul Bunyan or John Henry in other parts of the country. I don't hear much talk about them either.

There is at least one town in northern California that has adopted the whole Bigfoot tourism thing, but they smoke a lot of reefer in northern California. The Northwest is decidedly laid back and people 'round here don't fret about much until there's a cougar in the backyard!

The library catalog had more than 50 books come up using Bigfoot as a keyword. It seems to me that more than a few of them are checked out...so...maybe folks just don't talk about the beasties...or maybe they just don't talk to me about them!

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go walk the dragon.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Summer Reruns-1st in a Series

Aged Like Fine Wine

Monday, February 21, 2005

Howdy!
Hi, I'm Mr.Jack the Student Librarian. I was born a long time ago in the city that Sports Illustrated called the armpit of the East: Buffalo, New York. Later that day; June 17, 1954, U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin announced that communists had infiltrated atomic power plants and the CIA.

The day I turned eighteen, the Washington Post’'s Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein were sniffing out the story after five well-dressed men wearing rubber gloves were arrested in an attempt to bug the Democratic National Committee’'s sixth-floor suite in the Watergate hotel. So, suffice to say, with the possible exception of Cold War duck and cover drills, and my haunting performances as a boy soprano at St. Paul’s' Church, my childhood was pretty uneventful.

In the fall of 1972, my plan to escape Buffalo reached fruition. I packed up the nine-year-old Ford Country Squire station wagon, filled up the tank with 26 cents-a-gallon gas, and headed off for my first of many college adventures. What I learned at Herkimer County Community College includes how to accept criticism; speaking whole sentences without saying “uhmm-“or “ahhh-“, and you can’'t maintain a 3.5 average working forty hours a week. Well, I can’'t. So except for jump-starting my career in radio and television, meeting the first Mrs.Jack, and graduating with honors, my first crack at college was pretty dull.

I spent the next twenty years working in a dozen small to medium towns in radio as an air personality and salesman, and in television as a reporter, photographer and newsanchor. Occasionally, I’'d pick up some extra cash acting, or doing stand-up comedy! Ten years ago, I needed a change and I wanted to empty my head for a while. I went to truck driving school and started traveling the country. And let me tell you, ten years later, my head is pretty freakin'’ empty!

So except for online poker, interviewing Bill and Hillary (at different times), and my near-death experience on thirteen miles of bad, bad road in northern California, my adult years have been nothing to write home about.

Now I'’ve grown fat and happy while residing in Vancouver, WA in the heart of the beautiful Great Northwest. Books are okay, but I love research, film and music.

I'm looking forward to renewing old acquaintances and beginning new ones with my classmates and colleagues.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Lies in SciFi Class

They all wannabe lawyers!

Each of my classmates made three personal statements, one fictitious. Watch me as I ferret out the truth with incomparable reasoning! We join the following harangue already in progress...

...As you may recall I've already indicated my assertion that Dr. B. couldn't care less about choral music. That was pretty much an exercise in investigation and deductive reasoning. The rest of you shall all be victims of my mystic powers of prevarication identification, or as we say in the trade; "fib flaggin'."

Tina- I don't understand how someone from Norway (Norway, Maine -Ed.) with the last name Sullivan could be Native American...so that must be a fabrication.

Laurel- We never did Les Mis when I was in high school ('72 graduate) so that is definitely a falsehood. Nevermind you didn't specifically say that it was a high school production, and disregard the fact that the Les Mis London premiere wasn't until 1985.

Karen- I get the distinct impression that your first job in Maine was not as a Quaker pastor. Despite the fact that you grew up in Indiana where they grow a lot of oats, they don't grow many in Maine. Now if you'd said you were a Ocean Spray pastor...well, that makes a lot more sense because of all the cranberries in Maine, and you might have fooled me!

Paul- The vibe I get on you tells me to discount your assertion about collecting WWII firearms. It seems obvious to me that someone of French heritage would not be drawn to weapons of that era. Did the French have any weapons at all in WWII? Now, if you said you had a 60-pound noodle, that would have been my first choice.

Harolyn- Hmmm...Graduated with an Associates in 1974...same as me...so you are at least as old as me... Ran part of the boston Manarthon? Ha...I'm having troubnle typing i{i'm lasughins gso hard!

Caro- Your mother did not date Walter Miller. Some things just are and there ain't no explaining them.

Mark M.- Hey, Bud! I've got some old gravity boots for sale, but I know you don't want 'em because you don't spend any time upside down. Why, even doing somersaults makes you pass out!

Mark C.- Osaka, yes. Kyoto, no. How's that for few words?

Tresha- An English major who's favorite book is "A Clockwork Orange?" Doubtful.

Steven- Your 'wildlife' has very little to do with biology.

Jenna Joy- Angst-ridden teenage newlywed. Harvard and Oxford? Oxford and Harvard? Oxvard and Harford, maybe.

Kenzie- My dad had huge anger control issues, but nobody ever called him a behavioral technician. He was a high school teacher.

If I missed anyone I did it on purpose...the mystic powers are never wrong!

Fib flaggin' demonstrations are available at a modest fee, plus expenses, for groups or individuals. Please contact me off list.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Notes to my SciFi Lit Class

Armageddon Don't Impress Me Much!

Why are we so willing to accept, even embrace, the notion of apocalypse, Armageddon or the end of days? What is this morbid curiosity with the end of our existence?

Certainly extinction has become commonplace and we all have become desensitized to some degree. Is it the biblical tales of a world washed clean in a great flood? It is because we have just escaped the bloodiest century in human endeavor and we are finally confident of our ability to thoroughly eradicate ourselves?

Is it example after example of great civilizations, the Mayans, Romans, Egyptians, rising then falling? Are empires, even those in a galaxy, far, far away, as predictable as the tides? Philosopher George Santayana said, "Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it." Now I ask you, despite all our history lessons, are we still doomed?

Monday, May 09, 2005

Guestberries!

From Bog to Blog...


Cranberries! Posted by Hello

Saturday, May 07, 2005

A Farewell Shot

At Children's Lit Class

I hate this part...

"What impact has this course had on your knowledge of blah, blah, de blah-blah science, as well as your professional blah blah? How would you describe de blah blah in the Land of Children's Literature?"

Yes, I learned a lot. Sure, I now know I could write a review if somebody put a gun to my head. OK, there is a full, rich body of children's titles out there and I might actually enjoy reading one or two of them myself.

As for describing my visit to the Land of Children's Literature, it was a kind of unexpected pleasure to be reminded of the classic books I read as a child. It's the kind of experience I'd like to repeat again...in another forty-odd years.

And when I finally get around to doing it again, I want all of you there with me...you've all been very cool and it's been my pleasure to do this time with you!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Washfields vs. McFornias

Oh, Lordy...Fuedin' State Libraries


This here's one o' my fav'rite web sites, when it don' git me all riled up!

Librarian's Index to the Internet for the State of Washington: The Washington State Library is a primary partner in the California-based LII, "a well-organized point of access for reliable, trustworthy, librarian-selected Internet resources, serving California, the nation, and the world." The Washington LII version: www.wa.lii.org offers extra, state-based news and information. While it's important to use state-based resources, especially when it's "information you can trust," it's also imperative here in the Evergreen state to keep an eye on those goofy Californians.

Now pass the corn squeezins and my buffalo gun!

Monday, May 02, 2005

Book vs. Audiobook

Hmm... Anyone else smell homework?

The Great Brain By John D. Fitzgerald Dial Press 1967
Audiobook 5:13 The Great Brain Enterprise 1987


Well, I started with the audiobook, cassette tapes in this case, and I'm afraid I found them irritating. These audiotapes appear to be self-published, and it's been my experience that some things don't translate well from one medium to another. Perhaps a major audiobooks producer could have steered this production another way. Unfortunately, the irritation I felt at the cassettes was hard to forget when I read the book later, and thus influenced my appreciation of the book.

The book got some very nice reviews from sources like the School Library Journal, Time, The New York Times, Book World, Kirkus and Best Books for Children. I've yet to see a review of the audiobook. I thought I was getting a CD, but what I got was old audio cassettes. What I heard was filled with hiss and machine noise.

Now the things that irritate me might not irritate the next person. The next person might in fact rather appreciate the same aspects that make me cringe. The Great Brain is that kind of old-timey, down home storytelling that you might expect to hear from an aging, bedraggled prospector pulling a mule behind him. For example, the first chapter is entitled "The Magic Water Closet." Well, the presentation doesn't just suggest this atmosphere, it lets you have it without apology, like a cave-in at the ol' mineshaft. The book is really a series of vignettes and tall tales about three Mormon brothers, their long-suffering family, and the denizens of southwest Utah nearly a century ago. The second brother is the The Great Brain, at least in the eyes of the youngest brother. The younger relates the adventures, goings-on and make-a-penny dealings of his more experienced, but not necessarily more intelligent elder sibling. The character's last name is the same as the author's. The book is filled with morality lessons like 'honesty is the best policy' and 'mind your own business.'

They start the presentation with a song. An original song, a mediocre original song about the book and its characters. Hey, tell me what's in the book! It's the book that everybody seems to like, why gild the lily? Next on my list is the performer. He probably makes his living doing ol' prospector parts. Way over the top! Hey, the book's narrator is a seven year old boy, now wouldn't that make a nice change of pace?! The performer keeps trying to do all the voices of all the characters, and again, there's no subtlety, just irritation. Add to that the sound effects and the unrelenting banjo, scrub-board and wash-tub music they use underneath every word...and I may never pick up an audiobook again!

The audiobook goes at its pace, not mine. If I'd like to dwell on a particular aspect of the story or a clever turn of phrase, too late, we're movin' on! Years ago, in the radio curriculum I attended, we learned that a radio play done well, like in the early days of radio, could be "Theater of the Mind." You paint pictures with words, and bring them to life with actors and sound effects. Of course, the more they added the less you had to imagine, and the less you had to imagine, the less that particular story becomes one you helped create in your mind by imagining what the hero looks like, or what color is the sea. I love movies, and in horror films especially, the scariest stuff is the stuff you don't see, the stuff your mind inserts to fill those gaps. And believe me, my mind can be plenty scary!

In the case of The Great Brain audiobook, I believe less would be more. Much more.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Congregation of Inspiration!

There ain't no backslidin' 'round he'ah!

Halleluiah and Greetings, Brothers and Sisters... (especially you Sisters!) Welcome to the Congregation of Inspiration! Are you ready for your initiation...infatuation...participation...saturation and graduation...into our organization; The Nation of Spiritual Conflagration!?

You don't need no libation...

You don't need no reservation...

And this certainly ain't no vacation! Can I get an Amen?!

I can tell that some of you out there are uninspired, perhaps even troubled by the readings set before us by the prophets of the long-distance library this term!

Yea, verily, the prophets say 'Spell it out' for the flock regarding resources and services available...and who could argue 'useful redundancy' is a not blessed thing?

Do the prophets not prophesize the power of the venerated databases?

Do the prophets not testify to the suffering and 'unequities' that faced our forebears?

Do the prophets not reaffirm that the needs of the near are the same as the needs of the far?

Is it not true that these scriptures are a blueprint for services to the faithful...and must you not plan your own services before we close this chapter?

Do you not believe that these epistles are gospel?

Well, Brothers and Sisters... (especially you Sisters!) I stand before you to put:

A damper on that dullness...

The kibosh on that Oshkosh...

To shush that mush, so to speak.

I say unto you, a true prophet has been revealed to me! And it was...a revelation!

Her name is Nancy, Nancy J. Burich, and she comes to us from the book of the Journal of Library & Information Services in Distance Learning. The Changing Face of Distance Learning: Implications for Distance Learning Librarians is the title of her missive. Okay, okay...maybe that sounds like the same old shenanigans, but there is a new light in the library sanctuary.

Her sentiments stream from my screen like sanctified spring water to a thirsty theologian. She writes, "This once discernible group of distance learners is no longer distinctly different from their on-campus counterparts....We have championed a special population that now includes all student groups."

I know...I know...It was hard for me to comprehend it all at first, and now I'm afraid time and temperament conspire to terminate my testimony. I do urge you though, to indulge your internet connection to make a deeper connection.

The path leads to: www.haworthpress.com/web/JLISD/ then click on View a PDF Sample, and scroll down to page 99.

Can I get an Amen!?

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Envelope, Please!

No More Calls, We Have a Winner!

I have posted the answer to our windfall question. You'll find it edited onto the next post, the original post, just below.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Hypothetical Theater

WHEEL...OF...WINDFALL!!!!!

Hi, Pat SayJACK here...and it's time to play!

Here's the story: So...you work for a large university library and a flood has ruined a great many books stored offsite in a downtown warehouse. These are, uh, were, were not your most circulating titles.

The books were insured for a total of $4 Million...and now you've got a decision to make.

The question is...now you've got the insurance check, what do you do with the money? Replace those books?

Let's say the $4 Million represents the library budget for a month. I heard a unique answer to the question in my research this week.

The question remains...what would YOU do?


Well, I'll tell you what some bright Brits did. They didn't spend most of the money...they invested it and it's now returning the tidy sum of $120,000 annually (at present interest rates.)

25% was used to cover the cost of replacing selected items with new copies or better titles (needed to support current teaching and research.) Replacements will emphasize new electronic resources.

"Investing most of the money means that the capital is retained, thereby ensuring choice and flexibility for the future. The fund will be used by the Library to support the further development of electronic library services on a sustainable basis"

http://www.sussex.ac.uk/press_office/bulletin/29nov02/article11.shtml

Some folks at The University of Sussex are thinking about the future.

Monday, April 18, 2005

A Poke at Pooh!

Tigger's Latest Tome!

Tigger Comes to the Forest by A.A. Milne. Adapted by Stephen Krensky with 'decorations' by Ernest H. Shepard. Dutton Children's Books 2002. $13.99.

So here's a book from A.A. Milne that you may never have heard of. That's because he didn't write it...he wrote The House at Pooh Corner...and those clever folks at Dutton, who published the original back in the 1920's, have found a way to milk the Milne cash cow a bit more. (They told me this class would be educational.) Tigger Comes to the Forest apparently is an excerpt from that very same Pooh series of four original books that were recently named in 17th place by a national reader's poll in England of the 100 most-popular books published during the 20th century (www.pooh-corner.com/biomilne.html).

All of that notwithstanding, Tigger Comes to the Forest the is story of that curious outsider and his introduction to the denizens of the Hundred Acre Wood. It's what you might call a short story. If you count two title pages, a blank page, the verso page, the contents page and one full page illustration, that's six pages; now add that to the actual pages of the story and you get a tidy 48 page book.

Pooh may be the bear of little brain, but Tigger is the tiger of few social graces. While not unmannerly, his ignorance of etiquette's finer points is nearly as endearing as his need to please. Tigger is unfamiliar with mirrors, wrestles with tablecloths, and is not above the occasional loud "Worraworraworraworraworra," even if folks are sleeping nearby. He does however, know enough to go outdoors to spit out a mouthful of Piglet's 'haycorns' despite having announced on this and at least one previous occasion that "Tiggers like everything!" Everything except Pooh's honey, Eeyore's thistles, most everything in Kanga's cupboard, and the aforementioned 'haycorns.'

But of course, our story eventually illustrates the wisdom found in those oft-repeated phrases; 'Good things come to those who wait' and 'One Roo's trashy-tasting medicine is another Tigger's scrumptious Extract of Malt.' It also points out that some of us, and perhaps especially newcomers, may need a little extra help. I think it also suggests that an individual may be different, loud, not enjoy all the same things we do, and God forbid, that individual may even be bouncy...but those differences only broaden our experience and hopefully, our outlook.

Can a Tigger live harmoniously under the same roof as a Kanga and her Roo? Apparently, they can. Harmoniously, and happily, ever after.

-Jack McCracken

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Mr. Jack Gets Published

Word Smithy Gets Pithy With Bio!

The Honors program at my University has accepted a piece I wrote for inclusion in their annual artsy-smarty publication. The piece is 'Cyndy the Cybrarian' and you can find it in the achives of this blog under the heading 'Hey, ALA!' Below you'll find the short bio I hope they'll include...

Jack McCracken is a 50-something library science student planning on attending graduate school next year. He has written thousands of television and radio ads in a broadcast career that spanned nearly 20 years. After ten years as a TV journalist, he left broadcasting and eventually spent nine years as a gear-jammin' big rig driver. Despite all the years of professional writing, the piece included here is his first published work. He currently makes his home in Vancouver, Washington, but hopes to 'retire' to a cushy library job in Hawaii.

My motto? Truth is funnier than fiction!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Neglecting Who?

Oh...Neglecting You!

Why, yes I have been. I know it's been more than a while since my last post. I hope you'll forgive me when you learn I've been off on a three day bender celebrating National Library Week.

Happy! Happy! ...and please keep the noise down. Shhh!

Friday, April 08, 2005

Jack Sass!

We Get Letters!

Dear Jack Sass!

I'm considering volunteering to help with a collection development plan for our local Catholic high school library. I'm concerned the parents of these children will be much less tolerant of books containing profanity, storylines involving teen pregnancy and/or books giving credit to the Darwin system. Would you please share the benefits of your vast experience?

Signed, Worried in Worcester


Dear Worried,

I am not a parent...but, I am the result of ten years of parochial school education, and if I had children I would try to send them to the school where they would get the broadest possible education. Profanity, teen pregnancy and evolution happen. It does no good to hide from them.

I refer you to my Jesuit high school's biology teacher, a lay teacher...who checked the halls and closed the classroom door...before he announced in low tones that "The theory of evolution is not a theory, its a fact!" And (remember it's 1968) he asked if we knew what they called people who used that method of contraception known as the rhythm method. Those folks, he said, are called parents!

So, if you need one, I'd be happy to send along a copy of Catcher in the Rye!

And why is the name of your city pronounced as 'Wooster?' C'mon this is America, ferchrissake!

Signed,

Jack Sass!

Monday, April 04, 2005

MSN SearchSpoof

Alienate a Friend! or,
Mr. Gates Lightens Up!



Web Results 1-8 of 17593 containing Jack McCracken (0.21 seconds)


* Television Junkie Withdrawal Forum: Jack McCracken writes:
24 hours without TV. The Fear Factor is intense. I can't find the Will and Grace to go on...Jack McCracken writes: Where are my Friends? I feel Lost - trapped in a world without Law and Order, but those are the Facts of Life. I almost took a Taxi to the ER at General Hospital today, but I told myself, I'm a Survivor...
o www.televisionaddicts.com/forum/message09831
o Cached page

* Local television addict Jack McCracken airlifted to Best Buy after TV transformer blows.
Jack McCracken was raced to the nearest Best Buy via helicopter after the power went out in his house, leaving him without television for nearly two hours. Clerks expect him to make a full recovery. Said a plucky McCracken, "I'll be home for 'Desperate Housewives.'"
o www.metrodailynews.com/features/McCracken.html
o Cached page

* Profiles in Design: Jack "the Sloth" McCracken's Custom Couch: "The Incubator"
A couch-and-cushion Power User like Jack McCracken needed more than a stodgy floor model at Pottery Barn could give. Scientifically fitted to the contours of McCracken's back and hams, upholstered in beautiful Polyfur with the "Sticks at Nothing!" food-resistant coating, "The Incubator" has everything: butt-warmers, cup-holders, a napkin dispenser, and cushions that give like a fat lady's thighs.
o www.reclinebydesign.com/researchlab/customclients/McCracken
o Cached page

* Gasping Jack McCracken faints at local ball game after walking to concession stand.
"Between the long trek from the parking lot and then this grueling walk to get a hot dog and a soda, I don't know how I lasted this long," Jack said when he revived. "I came here to watch a game, not play one."
o www.sun-times-online.com/local/ballgame-collapse.htm
o Cached page



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Enter anyone's name and click on one of several typical character flaws...et viola! ...instant spoof search. The above is just a tiny taste of the full effect and it's fully editable for even more hilarity, etc.

My thanks to Sara Ryan for bringing the SearchSpoof to my attention. And thanks again to Library Underground for linking to her and bringing her to my attention.

Idle Hands Corner

No jokes, folks...It's a hoax!

You gotta gives the perpetrators their props on this one. Style points for days. Please note the date of post and be sure to click on 'Add to Cart' for the payoff!

ScienceDirect - Journal of Knowledge Research : Information Does Not Exist

Thanks to the seemingly bent minds at Library Underground for bringing this to my attention.

Killing Two Birds (Again)

Or, My Homework Gets Blogged!


Book Review Sources: A Comparison for Public Libraries

Like most of the information stream, book reviewing is seeing some changes. The changes include not only the review content, but the manner in which these reviews are presented to the masses. It was not so long ago, when you could pick up your daily metropolitan newspaper and be assured that at some point during the week you would find at least a handful of book reviews. Sadly, such is no longer the case.

Many daily newspapers have eliminated book reviews altogether. The San Francisco Chronicle, The Seattle Times, the San Jose Mercury News, the Chicago Tribune, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and the Boston Globe have all cut back on book reviews. Even the nation's "most influential Sunday book supplement, the New York Times Book Review, killed two pages, resulting in the loss of six "In Brief" write-ups and one full-page review."

Newspapers editors are much more concerned with dwindling circulations, rising costs and the need to attend to the bottom line than their predecessors. In the past, editors could often rationalize a losing-money proposition by countering with a journalistic standards argument. Today, with billions of dollars on the line in a centralized media paradigm, the old arguments seem to matter less.

Newspapers have been complaining about the impact of television for decades. Now the new kid in town, online information, is garnishing its deserved share of attention, respect and dollars that, in days past, would have gone into newspapers without much question. Sure, you can get book reviews from your favorite librarian, the weekly newsmagazines, even the radio, but this report will focus on three internet resources. The aim will be to compare how each of the resources treats the same book.

Choosing the review resources was a bit of a chore. Under initial consideration were about a dozen websites that included: nytimes.com/pages/books, nybooks.com, bookpage.com, bookspot.com, bookreporter.com, complete-review.com, bookreview.com, salon.com and ala.org/ala/booklist. I was initially impressed by the breadth of information available at salon.com and I appealed to them for premium access (reduced advertising) which was forthcoming. The same information is available to non-premium salon.com members, but premium access in this case is a considerable asset.

In its brief description to the search engines, salon.com describes itself as a "Magazine for thinking people providing articles and commentary on the arts, entertainment, popular culture, society and the media." On the salon.com Books pages I found a title I thought would pique my interest, provide the basis for an effective resource comparison and hopefully, make for a good read.

That book is Rebels on the Backlot: Six Maverick Directors and How They Conquered the Hollywood Studio System by Sharon Waxman. Published by HarperEntertainment in February, 2005. Hardcover, $25.95 (416p).

New York Times Hollywood correspondent and former foreign correspondent for The Washington Post and Reuters, Waxman profiles Quentin Tarantino, Paul Thomas Anderson, David Fincher, Steven Soderbergh, David O. Russell, and Spike Jonze. These men are responsible for some of the most successful and ground-breaking filmmaking in recent memory. Their credits include, Pulp Fiction, Traffic, Three Kings, Fight Club, Boogie Nights, Being John Malkovich, Ocean's Eleven, Erin Brockovich, and Kill Bill, along with more than a handful of fairly forgettable films.

The salon.com review page had images of Tarantino and Soderbergh pasted together with some background graphics. The review was written by senior writer and book editor Andrew O'Hehir and was headlined as 'The revolution that failed: Quentin Tarantino and the indie rebels who followed him changed Hollywood in the '90s -- but in the end, Hollywood also changed them.' O'Hehir is a professor of journalism at New York University and his credits include Sight and Sound, the journal of the British Film Institute, The New York Times Magazine, The Sunday Times Magazine (London), The Washington Post and Newsday.

The review was more than 3,000 words and strangely, included a reference to the reviewer being quoted in the text of the book! Excuse me, but what happened to journalistic ethic since I left the industry less than 15 years ago. Such a thing was relatively unheard of and certainly frowned upon in my day, but as I was to discover, it's apparently all too common today.

O'Hehir presents Waxman's "admirably reported chronicle" in a more than favorable light with a straightforward review, but then he elaborates by extrapolating anecdotes, personal experiences, and comparisons to other media personalities and trends. The review becomes something more; an article, if you will, certainly akin to its evaluative forebears, but now, entertainment unto itself.

After reading the salon.com offering, instead of investigating my collected resources, I instead chose to search the web for reviews of Rebels on the Backlot. At or near the very top of the search results were two distinguished sources, one I had not originally included; Publisher's Weekly, and one I had; The New York Times.

I was surprised at the length of the Publisher's Weekly review. At just over 200 words it was quite a change from salon.com's 3200 words which, by default had become my standard. I was also confounded by not finding an attribution for the review's author. How am I to judge the review if I'm unable to discover the author's qualifications or even their name? The review was published a full six weeks before the two other reviews and PW touts this as an aid for librarians planning purchases. Publishers Weekly does not review books after publication. Although primarily a publishing trade publication, PW is the force behind the respected serials; Library Journal, School Library Journal and Criticas.

One notable addition to the Publisher's Weekly coverage was the inclusion, albeit on a separate page, of an interview with the author about her book. Again, it wasn't very long, less than 500 words, but it did incorporate an image of the book's cover. It was the only image of the book cover I found. The PW site also incorporates bestsellers and most borrowed lists in thirteen categories.

The Publisher's Weekly review was a 'starred' or preferred review, and incorporated details like the ISBN number that would be important for collection development and acquisitions departments. The review used quotes and anecdotes in an effective, succinct fashion. If brevity is the soul of good writing, these folks have a worthy claim to that accolade.

The New York Times review was a moderate piece in at least one respect; it's length. At something just under 1000 words, it fit nicely between the 3200 words of salon.com's review and the 200 words of the PW review. The length of the review is one of the few things I can find to recommend this offering. I think it's sad that my first professional opinion of this august source should be tempered by the distaste I felt reading Ken Tucker's review. I know there's no need, but I can't seem to avoid reminding you, gentle reader, of the influence of first impressions.

Tucker is reviewing a New York Times reporter's new book in the New York Times. That knowledge alone is enough to be disturbing, but then the review commences: "The problems with Rebels on the Backlot begin with the first sentence of the first chapter." It ends: "...Rebels might have been a classic of show-business reportage had Waxman had...a better editor and a willingness to let loose with what she really thinks about some of these gifted jerks."

So, in less than fifty words, Tucker berates Waxman's book, her writing, her journalistic ethic, her editors, and every director she covered in this effort. In the same space however, he intimates the book is a near "classic of show-business." I'm not sure these ideas are mutually inclusive.

My research on Tucker revealed more than few excellent credentials and some more disturbing revelations. Ken Tucker is the film critic for New York magazine. He's a film critic. He's the author of Kissing Bill O'Reilly, Roasting Miss Piggy: 100 Things to Love and Hate About Television. He's the Entertainment Weekly TV, film, music and books (please note the order) reviewer. He does weekly music reviews for National Public Radio's Fresh Air. He was a finalist for the Pulitzer for criticism in 1984 while a staff writer at the Philadelphia Inquirer. He's also contributed to Rolling Stone, Esquire, Vogue, Spin and The Village Voice.

Think whatever you like, but to me this guy was a music critic who has become a TV and film critic. It seems to me that all most critics have to trade on is their ability to communicate their personal biases, and this is another case of questionable journalistic ethics. I would prefer to see an accomplished book reviewer review books...even if they are about film.

I accept the fact there is little if anything that's perfect in this life. I do, though, want to know when I read a review if the critic thinks the book is worthwhile. The kind of fence-sitting Tucker performs in this piece is maddening.

So if this is the current, changing state of literary criticism, I think I'll stay with the more straightforward, succinct reviews found at Publisher's Weekly. If I can avoid the proliferation of lengthy entertainment features masquerading as book reviews, at least I'll have more time to read the books themselves and make up my own mind about their merit.


References:

Berger, K. (2001, July 19). The amazing disappearing book review section. Salon.com. Retrieved March 2, 2005, from http://dir.salon.com/books/feature/2001/07/19/book_reviews/index.html

O'Hehir, A. (2005, March 21). The revolution that failed: Quentin Tarantino and the indie rebels who followed him changed Hollywood in the '90s -- but in the end, Hollywood also changed them. Salon.com. [Review of the book Rebels on the backlot: Six maverick directors and how they conquered the Hollywood studio system]. Retrieved March 22, 2005 from http://archive.salon.com/books/review/2005/01/26/waxman/

Publisher's Weekly (2005, January 24) Review of Rebels on the backlot: Six maverick directors and how they conquered the Hollywood studio system. [Electronic Version] Retrieved March 22, 2005 from http://reviews.publishersweekly.com/bd.aspx?isbn=0060540176&pub=pw

Tucker, K. (2005, March 20). Rebels on the backlot: Fight Club. [Electronic Version]. The New York Times Sunday Book Review. [Review of the book Rebels on the Backlot: Six Maverick Directors and How They Conquered the Hollywood Studio System]. Retrieved March 22, 2005 from http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/20/books/review/ 020TUCKER.html?

-Jack McCracken

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Guestberry

Johnny B. Goode Tonite!


Chuckberry! Posted by Hello

Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a ringin' a bell.